#warez-paige quotes

<Sellers> ummm your dewing the nasty.. *hands you a towel and covers his eyes*

<chris> i wanna be a follower.

<mriswith> im a sweetie all the time what are you talking about?

<mriswith> i need an orgasm :P

<Paige-> what is this?
<Paige-> gang up on paige day?
<jimmie> gang bang paige day?

<eXtreme> I don't netsex0rz..so don't anyone ask.. it's EVIL!!! (I'm a good boy)

<manny> So what so what, I jackoff till i bleed so what, so fucking what

<skye> i'm the girl with a dick

<Blaxthos> why the hell are we discussing my penis

<|Joey|> 00oo0o0 I like it when you do that to me!
<|Joey|> oops.. wrong window

<DragonM> Flightly brunnettes and ditzy blondes. MmmmmMMmmMMmmmmm
<Cluey> sounds like a bad pr0n0 to me

* warday glares at his right hand, "now who really need a girl when you have one of these?"

<mrplastik> OH YEAH, HARDER, A LITTLE FASTER, STICK THAT BANANA UP THERE, OH SHIT YAH
<mrplastik> oh no, wrong channel

<Dertx> FUCK ME LIKE YEW DID LAST NIGHT!@#$!@#$!@#$@!#!@

<TKind> sps, like me, is a pussy man

<Paige> emmihunnieloverseckz0rdarlingdearestof minethatilovetolickjustsoandflickmytonguetomakehermoan ;)
<AcidKill> paigesweetluffmuffindarlingdearestpunkinpieseckzy gawdessthatilofftewworshipanddrewlallovahandlicktilshefeel sallniceandtinglyandstuffimissedyewso!#%#!@%!#%

<AcidKill> ./invite empty #hot_sweaty_lesbian_clit_licking
<AcidKill> ewps :(

* AcidKill gets cold from eating her popsicle and attempts to warm them in paige

* AcidKill feels the urge to go whack her peepee til it gets all big and sore

<Paige> how long casey?
<zodiac164> about 9 inches

<kraig> i like to cut off my nipples and eat them

<kraig> does your shit have it's own taste? or is it the same as what you ate? mine tastes like corn.

<kraig> paige, i'm going to shove my dick in your eyesockets and fill your eyes with the white piss

<kraig> zodiac, i got jailed for rapin my mother, that bitch
<zodiac164> see how she is
<zodiac164> she should of have takein it like a man

<kraig> zodiac, i like to see naked 90 year olds
<lu0k> i like to molest little boys
<AcidKill> i like to anally violate my younger brother

<lu0k> sps, i like to shave my pubic hair

<lu0k> paige, you should know that I have windshield wipers on my monitor so I can wipe off my jizz after I see those naked men.

*** lu0k changes topic to "I am a fetus! Abort me! Abort me!"

*** iNSANiTY2 changes topic to "Paige is like megaman except she has Infinite Orgasm Powers"

* cfatigue is away. fuck me in the ear w/ a st1ckb4wl stick [T]

<eliz> i need seckz
<eliz> real seckz
<eliz> and lots of it

<eliz> need a bf
<s0ggy> eliz: i'm available for a low entry fee of 25$, and 45$ a month after

<iNSANiTY2> I don't know what kinda stores you got
<iNSANiTY2> but we don't have no pickup stores
<s0ggy> insanity: 'dildo land'
<iNSANiTY2> I personally prefer broomsticks..
<s0ggy> insanity: their motto: over a mile of dildos!
<s0ggy> insanity: if you went, i doubt you would prefer broomsticks for long

<Dolz> yeah.. my pussy hurts *nsiff*

* |Joey| puts on his Marv Albert wig, a cute little pink lace bra and matching panties, and black fishnet stockings. Then jumps on LaME and bites their back with all his Marv lovin' "YESSSSS!"

* |Joey| fondles Tim's b00bies

<Flyers420> Does anyone have that virtual girlfriend software? IM Me...

<mrplastik:#warez-paige> Paige-, oral sex never hurts.

<Dolz> I'm horny
* Dolz screws his desk

<PrInCeSsX> fear my big dick :D

<syntax> 10 dollars says everyone that just went away is masturbating to paige in the shower ;p

<syntax> if women really knew how guys thought of them they'd never stop slapping us

<Miss_Tx> anyone know where i can get cosmopolitan virtual makeover

<Norbule> bored? try our new extra long super vibrator! only $12.95!
<Norbule> while supplies last

* |Joey| breaks out the Super Vibe 3001, modified with a Small Block Chevy Engine

<syntax_> i seen way too much pussy today :[

* syntax_ shakes his... "head"

<Paige> because people would puke if i went around naked =)
<syntax_> paige: i would puke but out of a different whole :[

<syntax_> ever gotten jizz in your eye?
<syntax_> it stings =[

<Dolz> whoa that looks like my schlonger

<Dolz> of course you can you can go wack it then it goes away
<Dolz> or if I was with you i could just say "HEY PAIGE I'M STIFF *WINK WINK*"

<lot> cyberdoug, i'll give you head

<cmang> you have no idea how horny I am, even though I just jerked off to some shit on hbo not long ago and thcan't get chard
<cmang> Ijerkrekd off 3 times in the past 2 hours
<cmang> cause Itawas tlaking to paige

<GrymReepr> i like 12 yr olds with big breastestsssss

<jlsubz> i can only handle one woman :)
<jlsubz> i'm not enuff man

<AcidKill> I'm piercing my tongue so i can give my pets oral pleasures :(

*** jedilord has quit IRC (getting off)

<insane> Paige: rub me i'm horny =/

*** EvilAdam changes topic to 'My balls bounce higher than Pamela's Fake boobies.'

* AcidKill quickly stuffs her dick back in her pants.

<sps-why> thongs hurt
<sps-why> i have 1 nut hanging out each side

<_Billy_> [4:23] <BugLrd> you wanna be an oper dildo? thats the only "oper toy" position open. =(
<_Billy_> HAHAHAHA
<insane_> Paige you should be an oper so you can get one of those

<_LivEvil_> paige are yew in heat :>

<Yankee> no douche, but I could go for a coke enema
<Yankee> that'd be all fizzy and shit
<Kanan> well, a coke enema would result in fizzy shit alright

* |Joey| fondle's Tim's boobs for old time's sake.

<SCARLETT-> and i was just like "daddy i cant, I'm too small"

<r3pr3zent> now i need to get laid
* r3pr3zent lets his gerbil out
<r3pr3zent> the gerbil is happy

* r3pr3zent is away: Jacking off for paige. *m0an*

<zig> my balls ARE turning yellow!
<zig> when do they start to shrink?
* zig jiggles the wigglie while he waits for his balls to shrink

<digidog> im sunburned on my penis now..
<digidog> paigey, you've never been sunburned on your penis?

* Ski4Ever is away: washing my cheetos covered hands
<Paige> cheetos? now that's the weirdest lubricant i have yet to hear matt

* Dolz is away, dreams? I dunno I can't even tell if i farted while I sleep [log:ON] [email:*none*]

* Dolz offers paige a lap =]
* beaker jumps on dolz
<beaker> oooo lumpy

<warday> coughbullshitifpaigeisinnocenttheniamnamedwilberthegimpnarf

<datathief> i jackoff to my pics 24/7
<datathief> hell im doin it right now
<datathief> spanqsqweakjizz

<jadedboi> paige: well did you know i like to walk around outside naked alot?

<jadedboi> hey..if you close your eyes a guys tongue feels just like a womans...heh

<warday> i hate being a minour diety, the grrlies always wanna touch my pee-pee

<JLsubZ> asy how big is yours?

<syntax_> i have a 7 mile penis :[
<syntax_> right now my girl friend is sucking me off in the next city

<pX> paige sounds sexy on the phone.. i'd hump her voicebox if i could.

<dt-> paige- say you met me in AA and we had mad funky sex convered in whiskey and sloshed off our asses

<|Joey|> eralox: I brought the sheep and the KY, did you bring the clippers?

<datathief> hrrm like a woman covered in barbaque sauce would be neet

<Dolz> "pardon me mrs clitoris but could you point me to the egg?"

<brian2> COME OUT WITH THE SPERM ABOVE YOUR HEAD
<brian2> WE'RE JUST TALKING HERE, IF YOU COOPERATE, NO ONE WILL GET HURT

<datathief> why did i never lick chumbawumba

<syntax_> i have sexual fantasies about the FreeBSD devil :[

<brian2> mmm, cuntola

<kang> pPaige Told ME YOU couldn't get HArd if yew stiuck yer dick in a FREEZER
<kang> aNd yer Dick is so msall yew piss on her NUTS

<Dolz> I did that lady, I just buttered one of her rolls and slipped my cock in, I mean it wasn't even her twat but DAMN was it tight

<holey> nh i hear you'll have sex with anyone with a pulse
<nh-> pfft, doesn't need a pulse

last updated: 4/22/99