#twilight_zone quotes

<sedriss> mbundy: why pay for no penetration.

* mbundy is Mr. 15 Seconds of Glory.

<tober> Mmmmm, masturbating.

<habitnc> what males think of as fun, such as farting, belching, etc, != what grrl's think of as fun b2...you haven't learned that yet?

<sedriss> I wonder if the smell given off my poop is flammable.

* Psybre pictures jimmie running around the house with a pair of boufa's undies on his head and nothing else

<Jon2> what did jimmie do to the roof of my mouth last night?
<Jon2> it hurts

<boufa> jimmie fits in it perfectly and i have plenty of room in the back too

<jimmie> I have a large penis, it is round and robust, i use it to clean my nails

<Farlow> BLU BALZ HAS BEEN REMOVED FRO MHIS DESK FOR SOME MORE SIGMA PI FUN! CYBERSEX WIL LCONTINUE LATER

<Calvin-> skatter - if you wake up with a used condom in your ass, I don't wanna know about it

<morkeleb> condom.c - floods a machine with cumpackets

<jimmie> hey, where are my pants

* Pup bent his wookie :(

<Paige> marcus, it wouldn't surprise me if even your hand rejects you :(
<marcus> sometimes it does

<frashtew> Paige: ever since I came out...well..

<redbird> Anyone have winnuke?

<TskChicgo> he's so hung

<tay> mika keeps jumping all over the keyboard, and already pulled the dongle out 3 times

<TskChicgo> paige - i suck everybody :)

<redbird> TSk is cute
* TskChicgo gets hot and bothered and strips on camera for redbird
<TskChicgo> ooooooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooooooooh
<TskChicgo> oh yea, oh yea

<Try> I did not have sexual relations with my server!

<sQurl> I'd put out for someone who buys me lots of shit

* outcaste likes to play with it

<rox-> _cls_, But this puss is just tooo sweet taseting

<Jon2> i wonder if you spooge blood if it means you've been wanking too much

<boufa> ( . )( . ) = squrl (.)(.) = boufa
<RoadWORLD> . . me =P

<wild_eep> can i poke you?
<sntacaren> doh it doesn't fit :(

* moogle hopes he can unfuck himself and finish school first.

<ParaGod> I bought my year's supply of comdoms yesterday.
<ParaGod> 4 pack

<ParaGod> Tsk: when you drop your pants and the chick says "Who the hell do you plan on pleasing with that little thing?"Say, "Me, of course!"

<sQurl> heh after that more than just my bra is wet

<tay> hey, that is the size they are
<tay> I need to make them smaller
<boufa> i think he has a big one :>

<tay> mike` is trying to steal my pussy

<Jon2> mmm, cock rings

8/6/99
<apropos> and i said "shdw, special hax0rs ride that lil bus"

8/6/99
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11/26/99
<boii:#twilight_zone> i once "dated" an irish chick
<boii:#twilight_zone> i had to dump her for my pride
<boii:#twilight_zone> the bitch would dirnk me under the table

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last updated: 11/29/99