#warez-paige quotes

<d0lz> you can have sex with me, i'm small =/

<PrincessX> Would you like to see some hot sexy pictures of me and my rock hard body and my Big 22cm Black Cock?

<insane---> don't you hate it when your shit gets caught in your chair

<d0lz> yeah i just saw your butt and it was like screamin "stick it in me big boy"
<Cluey> hey tim.... stick it in my big boy.. *rolling eyes*

* d0lz shags annie up the poop shoot

<Tsk-Laugh> PAIGE,. DO ME NOW
<Tsk-Laugh> I'M NAKED

<d0lz> I once did 50 shots of water
<d0lz> i was so wasted
<d0lz> =[

<d0lz> i'm up to a whopping 2 and a half inches
<|Joey|> i'm still hung like a hamster
<|Joey|> BUT I CAN GO ALL NITE
<|Joey|> *pelvic thrust*
<|Joey|> hump the air! hump the air!

<d0lz> you were such a tight 8 year old =/

<fag> i heard there was software to turn my microsoft joystick into a virbrating dildo
<fag> where can i get this sofwarez?

* ShdwShdw rips fnord's clothes off
* ShdwShdw bends fnords ass over
* ShdwShdw makes him his lil white bitch
<fnord_> paige help :~(
<fnord_> im getting buttfucked
* fnord_ leaps forward, removing shdw's dick from his ass, whirls around, spins shdw around, and starts buttfucking him, then donkey punches him and continues to rape his tender pink anus

<JasonD> doug and a magnifying glass
<JasonD> there's entertainment

* fnord_ pulls out his dildo, and straps it to his shoulder

<sarie> I SHAVWE MY ASS

* j0ey hands annie a weed wacker for that ass hair
* Cluey weed wacks off half her ass
<Cluey> now i can really do stuff half assed ;)

ð zayten/#warez-paige is gone.. masturbating with my foot
ð zayten/#warez-paige has returned.. not flexible enuff :( (45s)

<zayten> my hands are so cut up, i cant even jerk off
<Paige_> hahahahahha
<zayten> Paige_: please dont laugh, i look forward to jerking off every other half hour
<zayten> especially to animal p0rn

<ZED> I need something salty and bitter
<SCARLETT-> my face isnt salty and bitter *sniff*
<ZED> here, let me pea on you

<fnord_> it tastes like zed!
<fnord_> i'd recognize that taste anywhere!

* fnord_ holds the bamboo stick up to his crotch and pretends like it's his dick

* zig is a 23yo, gothichix, from Boston. 5'2", 100lbs., black/blue, pierced nipples, tounge, ear and belly. I have inked most of my chest and bum. I look great in lowrider. I look great nakid. I like to pee standing up. /cdcp zig cdcc list for more info.

<ZED> Norbule how do you keep it up so long?

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last updated: 7/1/99