The people pictured and described here are, much to their dismay, related to me. The incredibly good looking guy on the left, wedged in between a couple of women is me. It's not the best picture I have, but it'll due. I'm making the (very large) leap that if you'd care to see the people that are related to me, that you might want to see me too. On the other hand, I have whole entire page devoted to me elsewhere and most people could go an entire lifetime without knowing who I am. It helps minimize the years of therapy they have to go through later. But I digress. To feed my incredibly large ego, I've added another picture of me here. I'll try and dig up a better picture of just me, minus my harem. If you want to see more of me, I suggest visiting my Pictures page or my Biography page. The pictures page is a photo album full of pictures from the last 2 years or so. It has friends, family, my Christmas party etc. It'll change your life. Just how it does this is another story... My biography page is, well, a biography. If you don't know what that is, I suggest you go to a library (those places with lots of books) and look it up in a dictionary.

The large guy to to the right is my brother. He's like 6'6" and stronger than I care to think about. He turned 22 in August. He's also quite talented with the guitar, as you may have gathered from the picture. He used to be in a couple of bands, but now plays for his own enjoyment and the torture of his family. It's not that he's bad, quite the contrary, he's really quite gifted. It's just that he likes to play...let's just say loud. One bedroom is not meant to have more than 1 huge amp in it. He turns up like 6 and starts jamming. Usually very late at night, after he gets off of work. Needless to say everyone else tends to be sleeping at this point since they have to be up quite early. You can see where there might be some conflict here. He's currently enrolled at Penn State University in State College, PA. He also has a computer major. Check out his homepage, it's quite good. He keeps busy at school and even though he has a job, he manages to pull a killa GPA each semester. He's a Junior and has 2 more years to go until he has to go into the real world.

The youngest member of my family is my lil sis, Meghan. Her picture is on the left. She's still one of those unruly, hormone laden, teenagers that we all know and love. She's quite good looking (much like her older brothers...minus the facial hair...) and has the temper of a drunken irishman. The temper is a result of having two bigger brothers that would regularly throttle her when she'd act up. Now she can issue solid beat downs to those unruly, hormone laden, immature college guys that hit on her. This is fortunate since then her brothers don't have to beat up the losers that hit on her. Troll, as we affectionately call her, is a Visual in the band at school. She's also quite the artist. Actually my brother is too...I think I got the shaft, gene wise, in this area. At any rate, she's one heck of a little sister. She's currently a Freshman at Slippery Rock University in Pennsylvania. She has so many interests that she's undecided on a major yet.

My father is the nutjob on the right. He really used to be known as Dr. Evil and was actually the inspiration for the Austin Powers Character of the same name. He got his evil degree from PSU in the 70's and graduated from the evil police acadamy as well. I'm sure I could pull up another picture of the old man back in his college days with long hair and bell bottoms, but as amusing as that would be, I'm sure he'd come after me later. Besides this one is much, much better. As you can tell from this picture, my father is a raging moron (is it any surprise that I get my sense of humor from him). You see "G" normally has more hair than he does here. (Well not much more...) Last January he made a rather foolish bet with a co-worker on the Green Bay/Denver Superbowl and let's just say he picked the wrong team. It was 3 months before his hair regrew. The scary thing is that my dad, Gary, is a Police Detective. He keeps the streets safe from people like you. :)

My mom is a high school business education teacher in Edinboro PA. Her claim to fame is that she's brilliant. No really. She has a masters degree and more credits in all sorts of areas above and beyond her degree that she could head to Hollywood Studios and be on Jeopardy. She's content being the mother of 3 kids and a teacher of unruly, hormone laden, immature high school kids. Sounds like fun doesn't it? After graduating from General McLane High School, where my mom works, and then coming back and working there in the summers, I've become totally in favor of issuing the teachers high powered tazer guns and riot equipment, to supplement classroom learning and motivation, not to mention behavior control. I like to think that I get any common sense (resemblance of sanity) that I have from her. (I have all my hair so that's one good indicator...) I don't have a nice picture of her, but we're hoping that in the near future I will.