#warez-paige quotes

* Dolz finds annie's clothes and dresses himself up

<warday> odd, the moment i stop playing with one thing, irc calls me back

<warday> all this talk about penis..
<warday> i feel like a piece of meat, brb

<|Joey|> hrm. you know you're bored when you make a cigg water bong out of an allsport bottle (claw grip, bebbe) and a straw

*** stikybun has quit IRC (When you are King for the day, you are A whore for a week...)

* sockie pokes electron with his strap on

<mUrray> must entertain paige
* mUrray puts on his snowpants
* mUrray starts rubbing a pork chop all over his hairy chest

<gomez> the world would be much better if women ruled

<silph> men fucking suck my dick

<alive> paige, wanna get jiggy?
<Paige> haha i don't have time ;)
<alive> im a guy
<alive> itd be quick

<aCk-> I have yet to date anyone from IRC. I'm afraid they'll try to kill themselves at Paige's house.

* |Joey| gets off all the women on digi

<JasonD> but I don't WANT to have sex with myself, right hand

* |Joey| bends over and slathers his ass with crisco
<|Joey|> you got FIVE minutes

<Jon2> you know how much i liked small penises and hairless scrotums

<|Joey|> JasonD: I gave you crisco, my ass, and 5 minutes. and yet you still bitch. bitch bitch bitch. it's all about you. what about me? huh? what about MY needs? you never reach around. NEVER.
<digidog> must masturbate, bb

<|Joey|> i don't care. 1 time, he can ram whatever the fuck he wants to up my ass

<|Joey|> sometime, during the day, an orgasm will come from my mouth

<Dr_iCE> dogs are annoying if they won't stop humping you:}

<|Joey|> don't worry, i pulled out

<chubbrock> you got soft on me Tim
<chubbrock> SOFT I SAY

<legoblox> i accidentally blew my load straight through my hand when i was masturbating the other night

<legoblox> if you think paige is far from naughty, you are SO missing out.

<sqweak> if +o = big dick irc style, paige is hung like fucking john holmes

* emmi is away, mauling my pussy. [log:ON]

* emmi is away, Finding a young fertile man to father my child :( [log:ON]

* warday actually has both a rubber dick & duck!

*** mr-wankey has quit IRC (limp)

* Jason` eyes his peepee to make sure he didn't leave it detached anywhere

<Jason`> unless like, each squirt for a guy is a multiple, it just don't happen

* comstud fucks Paige's dead corpse

<WizKd> I'm omnipotent, skyburn is omni-impotent

<cmang> I jerkoff all the time. probably why I'm never horny..

<aCk-> My favorite s&m is having a woman in black leather nail my penis to a table and beat it with a meat tenderizer.

<Jason`> Paige: you got along way to top teddybear sex though, so you better not lemme down (:
<Jason`> me and my poohbear stuffed animal have a "special" relationship

<Floooble> when i'm axed i'd fuck a snake if i could get its legs apart ;p

<cmang> being paige would rock.
<cmang> all I'd need is a mirror, and a tape recorder.

<Rana> You are SO adorable!!
<suprfreak> Rana: does that mean you wanna sex0r?
<Rana> You look like my lil cousin, cept he's 2

* amandaj loves to tease fnord

<Paige> i'm holding uh.. my .. uh.. pussy :(
<amandaj> me too paige
<Paige> you're holding my pussy too?!
<amandaj> yes
<fnord_> how come nobody is playing with my pussy?

* joebirch sits paigie down, gets all nekkid andseductively jiggles his manlyteetez for Paige

<oiv> fnord, receiving oral sex does wonders to the flu virus
<oiv> fnord, so how about we suck each other off

<syntax> paige has more pussy than she cna handle :(

<morex> paige loves me
Flooble> she loves everyone, shes like a care bear but taller and more arousing

<syntax> my pets get more action than me
<syntax> my dog got to nibble on this girls nipples :(

<m1croslut> if girls had a dick
<legoblox> if girls had dicks, they'd be considerably less attractive.

<h0s> do i look like i have a penis small enough to fit into a garden hose?
<fnord_> yes

* h0s ties paige up
<fnord_> you tied me to her
<fnord_> im still stuck in her

<d0lz> IS MY DICK TO SMALL FOR YOU?
<d0lz> IS MY BUTTHOLE TO LOOSE? OR WHAT?

* _Str|der_ still can't find all the pieces to the bedsheet ;)

<fnord_> paige
<fnord_> my hand is stuck in your rolls of flab
<fnord_> :(
<fnord_> i was fondling you
<fnord_> and i got stuck
<fnord_> can you bend to the left?

<d0lz> my nads are totally stickin to my leg

* jenna` licks paigey back the way she likes it
* Paige moans
<Paige> jenna, you know what that does to me..
* jenna` creams
<jenna`> i luv the way u moan
<Paige> mmm
* Paige licks jenna up and down and all over
* jenna` squirms..oh don't stop
* Paige fondles jenna and continues licking her
<syntax_> DEAR GOD
<syntax_> you two have me erect :[

<R0y> I'm not horny right now
<R0y> so I aint talkative

<amandaj> paige,, he always manages to put out whenever i see him :(

<Paige> amanda i know you secretly like being quoted
<amandaj> yea it makes me horny

<syntax_> cock > pussy
<syntax_> go gay!

<fnord_> i watched my sheets this morning
<fnord_> cuz something was poking up

<syntax-> IM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS
<syntax-> and it would surprise you if i was behind you :/

<JasonD> you know you'd bend over for her, fnord
<fnord_> i suppose i would if i were gay
<JasonD> whatever
<JasonD> paige could hogtie you and make you call her daddy

* amandaj pinches her nipples in front of paige
<amandaj> *pinch pinch*

<syntax-> and guys give better head than anyone.

<fnord_> i have to find someone whose dream date is ircing together :P

* fnord_ sticks a twig up fnordbottomhalf's anus

<sir-xaos> how did you know i had a small cock?

* fnord_ reaches down and puts his hands on eli's sexy ass

<ZED> fnord_ no, I don't need you to touch my testicles

<sir-xaos> my peepee is like the rubicks cube, the longer you play with it, the harder it gets

<sir-xaos> i think bunk is just scared
<sir-xaos> hes afriad hes gonna start having phonesex with me
<sir-xaos> and im gonna say RAPIST@#$

<amandaj> i got an aol boyfriend, an aol-im boyfriend, an irc boyfriend, a yahoo chat boyfriend, and an icq boyfriend
<amandaj> im so cool

<mrplastik> i think forlamp should strip naked, and dance for us
<mrplastik> fl, get naked you homosexual bastard

<ezekiel> im gonna go have netsex and look at some porn
<ezekiel> bbl

<zayten> no shit!
<mrplastik> no shit?
<zayten> no shit!
<mrplastik> no shit = constipation

* ezekiel flips back his customized keyboard splatter shield

<depr3ssed> heh, moderation
* depr3ssed laughs.
<depr3ssed> that means like, you only get drunk twice a day instead of threetimes, right?

<e_> im not having sex until my third marriage

<mrplastik> i'm homosexual.

<Flooble> innocent just means theres blood the first time. not good

* mrplastik stands on his penis

<mydknight> because im batman.

<mrplastik> ever sit on your balls?

<chris`> no i just wanna have sex wif my daughter :D

<syntax-> oh man
<syntax-> my scrotum
<syntax-> feels scaley
<syntax-> ack
<syntax-> ackackack
<syntax-> my penis has red dots on it :X

<cdoug> I'm contamplating whether or not I would give a testicle for a night with paige

<bunk> id finger you tim :(

<d0lz> my penis gets soooo huge
<d0lz> and it just hurts and hurts =/

<bunk> i get very big stress erections ;(

<d0lz> "hey baby, i'm this irc guy, with a huge schlong btw, who knows your brother, so like do me"
<MrLot> just get her drunk

<d0lz> you just don't get it, I watched that movie "how to be a player" so I could get in her pants... YEAH THATS IT
<bunk> i saw part of that movie tim
<d0lz> you could probably get part way in her pants then
<d0lz> i mean you have to see the whole move to get the full way in

<d0lz> you can have sex with me, i'm small =/

<PrincessX> Would you like to see some hot sexy pictures of me and my rock hard body and my Big 22cm Black Cock?

<insane---> don't you hate it when your shit gets caught in your chair

<d0lz> yeah i just saw your butt and it was like screamin "stick it in me big boy"
<Cluey> hey tim.... stick it in my big boy.. *rolling eyes*

* d0lz shags annie up the poop shoot

<Tsk-Laugh> PAIGE,. DO ME NOW
<Tsk-Laugh> I'M NAKED

<d0lz> I once did 50 shots of water
<d0lz> i was so wasted
<d0lz> =[

<d0lz> i'm up to a whopping 2 and a half inches
<|Joey|> i'm still hung like a hamster
<|Joey|> BUT I CAN GO ALL NITE
<|Joey|> *pelvic thrust*
<|Joey|> hump the air! hump the air!

<d0lz> you were such a tight 8 year old =/

<fag> i heard there was software to turn my microsoft joystick into a virbrating dildo
<fag> where can i get this sofwarez?

* ShdwShdw rips fnord's clothes off
* ShdwShdw bends fnords ass over
* ShdwShdw makes him his lil white bitch
<fnord_> paige help :~(
<fnord_> im getting buttfucked
* fnord_ leaps forward, removing shdw's dick from his ass, whirls around, spins shdw around, and starts buttfucking him, then donkey punches him and continues to rape his tender pink anus

<JasonD> doug and a magnifying glass
<JasonD> there's entertainment

* fnord_ pulls out his dildo, and straps it to his shoulder

<sarie> I SHAVWE MY ASS

* j0ey hands annie a weed wacker for that ass hair
* Cluey weed wacks off half her ass
<Cluey> now i can really do stuff half assed ;)

ð zayten/#warez-paige is gone.. masturbating with my foot
ð zayten/#warez-paige has returned.. not flexible enuff :( (45s)

<zayten> my hands are so cut up, i cant even jerk off
<Paige_> hahahahahha
<zayten> Paige_: please dont laugh, i look forward to jerking off every other half hour
<zayten> especially to animal p0rn

<ZED> I need something salty and bitter
<SCARLETT-> my face isnt salty and bitter *sniff*
<ZED> here, let me pea on you

<fnord_> it tastes like zed!
<fnord_> i'd recognize that taste anywhere!

* fnord_ holds the bamboo stick up to his crotch and pretends like it's his dick

* zig is a 23yo, gothichix, from Boston. 5'2", 100lbs., black/blue, pierced nipples, tounge, ear and belly. I have inked most of my chest and bum. I look great in lowrider. I look great nakid. I like to pee standing up. /cdcp zig cdcc list for more info.

<ZED> Norbule how do you keep it up so long?

6/5/2000

<phaelinx> paige - I have a freebsd cd imprint in my forehead from falling asleep. :\

6/6/2000

<TFreak> She was like, "are you enjoying this"
<TFreak> And I was like thinking, dude, it feels like I'm fucking a bowl of spagetti-Os or something.

7/3/2000

<reveal-> i had a life once then i got a AOL cd =X

7/11/2000

<mrpokie> <Annie`> uh huh, and i am really a crackwhore hooker who gives cocaine blowjobs

8/26/2000

[13:26] <adorable`> masturbation is best when you have those heavy duty tampons in too

[13:58] <adorable`> [12:58] <skell> well its not that i dont wanna talk to you
[13:58] <adorable`> [12:58] <adorable`> then why do you bitch about the random msg? ;)
[13:58] <sexybitch> hahaha
[13:58] * sexybitch is dying
[13:58] <adorable`> ;X
[13:58] <adorable`> god
[13:58] <adorable`> he's easy ;/