#714 quotes

<disolve> why do they always kick me in the nuts when i come near? im not complaing it just hurts after awhile

<b00m3rD> perhaps i should list sum thing i'd rather than give u head...
<b00m3rD> #5 have plastic surgery to look like skot
<b00m3rD> #4 lick a stinky yeast infected pussy
<b00m3rD> #3 Wrestle naked in a pit of broken glass and lemon juice
<b00m3rD> #2 bait a crocodile with my manhood
<pernod> what about gargling hiv infested semen?
<b00m3rD> #1 handwash the towel that sk0t loads in every night looking at naked pics of jonathan taylor thomas

<ekay> b00mer: what if i shaved my ass? then would you fuck me for 6 digits?
<b00m3rD> ekay: U'd have to wax!!

<ekay> ive seen alot of dick in my life

<b00m3rD> ekay: NO!!!!! I WILL NOT FUCK U IN THE ASS SO STOP ASKING!!!!

<cindirela> whatever ekay..i dont like you...
<cindirela> dont talk to me
<ekay> hahah

<ranc1d> because, for the life of me, the thought of dennie's peckered asshole just makes me want to horf up my burrito.

<impious> Paige: write something on the process of pimping packet warriors :p

* ShdwKngh- can deep throat a 19 inch cock

<impious> hell nah! i got better shit to do than watch ircers fuck. like the cooking channel
<impious> or watching paint dry

<impious> sooz you need to invest in a vibrator or some shit

<Fall0uT-> i don't care if it's a guy or girl
<Fall0uT-> my dick doesn't sense male or female

<disolve> mike i did my bro jacked it like i jack off;)

<<phloppy> chikaboom: I wanted to walk my dog nekkid in this heat today. but had to keep muh shorts on. I already have to pay over 1300 for 3 ticket
<phloppy> s

<impious> BUT LEO WAS SO CUTE, WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEE?!?!?!
<impious> leo is so cute
<impious> so are the backstreet boys

<ShdwKngh-> jdk looks soo fuckable right now

<ekay> ive got a nice piece of pussy on my desk...

<skOt> i interview
<skOt> ek checks emout
<skOt> then aj fuxs em
<skOt> then they goto teh doctroto git rid of ajs viruses :)
<ekay> i dont think puting an s on theend of the word virus is enuf to describe the amount of std's he has

<PureBred> yesterday i got drunk as hell and started dancing with only boxers in front of everybody and they took pictures :(
<PureBred> they put dollar bills in my shorts :P

<jdk-> i mean shit, how could i work at hogi yogi, if a nigguh cant count
<jdk-> mutha fuck, id be putting 3 toppings when they want 2
<jdk-> that'd be straight FUCT up

7/4/99
<HotChai> and all the 714 boys are sterile, you know that right?

<ekay2> impious, if sooz is skinny and sandy is fat... fat gurls suck at giving good head

<impious> the only double penetration i did was fuck goshitru's mom up the ass while a gerbil ran up her cunt

7/25/99
<ekay1:#714> gods
<ekay1:#714> gift to me was
<ekay1:#714> masturbation

7/25/99
<t3rix> if a girl would push ahrd enough, maybe she could push her vagina out externally in the form of a penis