Okay, My mom has made a list of demands. It's in my guest book, but like, it's so far back that no one sees it. Anyhow, if you wish to apply, email her ;) *Laughs*
Record 154
Name: Paige's Mom
Website: My home page is
Paige
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From: Paige's house
Time: 1997-10-19 00:11:00
Comments: Paige is not allowed to
bake cookies in my kitchen! But she is available for marriage immediately.
Conditions: 1. A brand new small 4-wheel drive pick up for me. 2. You must
remove Paige from Montana. 3. You must pay all Paige's expenses including any
fines. 4. You must give her $1 daily spending money for Mountain Dew. 5. You
will teach her to drive, provide her with a vehicle and insurance. Lots of
insurance. 6. You must agree to buy her *real* food (from McDonald's) daily. I
will accept any and all reasonable offers. Even duplicates.
E-mail me with your offer and may the best
cyberpunk win. Mom
Okay, so anyways.. =)
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